bernard-jackson:
dumbasswhatever:
dumbasswhatever:
what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid
i have some awful news. logic based games are also hard if you’re stupid
carnivalseb:
eschatolegation:
dukeofbookingham:
mozalieri:
kaaatebishop:
eleemosynecdoche:
musicofthe-ainur:
Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny
A lot of the really funny moments in Lord of the Rings come from Tolkien playing with language like this, where we have relatively formal, archaic, “high” language responded to with informal, modern, “low” language.
another hilarious example:
my absolute favorite example of tolkien switching registers in this way is
That’s, like, what the hobbits are for. Tolkien uses them to punctuate and deflate his own saga-riffic language and ground things back to a modern audience.
the word for this shifting of registers for comic effect is ‘bathos’, if anyone wanted to know
striders:
me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
yellenabelovas:
Darling, listen to me.I made my choice. Duty to my country over love.It’s what I’ve always done, it seems. It was drummed into me my whole life. Now I’ve lost the only man I ever really loved. Mia, I want you to make your choices as a woman. Don’t make the same mistakes I did.Make your own mistakes. There’ll be plenty of them, believe me. Now, you can go back into that church and get married, or you can walk away. Whatever choice you make, Iet it come from your heart.
The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) dir. Garry Marshall
biokitty:
murdershegoat:
Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes)
I’m reblogging this again because the absolute joy in this video is something I haven’t seen in such a long time that I’d forgotten this aspect of humanity.
cholera:
if both candidates die the presidency must go to ms. megan thee stallion by default. it’s in the constitution
naturcs:
by masonprendergast
renamonkalou:
There’s a world out there | Carolyn
movie-gifs:
The Notebook (2004) dir. Nick Cassavetes
worldssmallesttrampoline:
🛳 The world’s largest cruise ship, the Oasis of the Seas, enters Venice, Italy.
floralls:
by hannahargyle
cuddlethot:
abblermouse:
ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop